My Top 10 Geometry Songs
I didn't realise when I listed my Top 10 Mathematics Songs that I would alienate so many
enthusiastic (and belligerent) geometers. The hate mail I received!
"Maths is more than numbers!"
"Give shapes a chance!"
And something unprintable about f(x) my own derivative.
To redress the balance and to restore harmony to the Math-iverse, I have listed for everyone,
from all walks of Mathematics, my Top 10 Geometry Songs.
10. Another Pyramid - Elton John
Musical genius-come-mathematician EJ exploring the third dimension.
And what do you buy for the man who has everything?
Another pyramid...
9. Arc of a Diver - Steve Winwood
An exhibition of magestic beauty
- unless of course it's Greg Louganis in the 1988 Olympics,
in which case it would be the "#$@! of a diver"
8. I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash
Don't think that Johnny ever walked in many straight lines but it is much easier
to sing about than "I walk in a random, irregular fashion
following no single purposeful direction"
7. Come Up and Be a Kite - Kate Bush
Not sure what Kate was getting at here but I'm pretty sure there
would have been a funky dance to go with the song
6. Parallel Lines - Kings of Convenience
I've never heard of these guys but they are probably part of some underground alternative Geometry network, pursuing a passion for all things linear - and the song's not bad either
5. Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd
A classic psychedelic 70's prog-rock tribute to quadrilaterals
4. Straight Lines - Silverchair
An arty homage to Piet Mondrian that has been ruined by
too many covers on "Idol"
3. Will the Circle be Unbroken? - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Well, obviously it will be unbroken because otherwise it won't be a closed shape,
ergo not a circle anymore.
Sheesh! State the bleedin' obvious and dress it up
as homespun geometrical philosophy
2. Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order
A classic 80's expression of passion for three-sided shapes.
Nothing bizarre about that.
1. It's Hip to be Square - Huey Lewis and the News
The theme song from the sound track for my life
All seems square with the world now.
ReplyDeleteGood fix, Mr Fezz.
Love the quips about each one.
Legendary.